A tree fell over my office ...

... while I was working this afternoon. Wondrous metaphor for my status quo, Mother Nature; you're a saucy one.

For now, the tree is having a rest in another tree over not only my office but over our bedroom (fortunately over my side of the bed) – and yes, I've called the tree guy, and no I didn't attempt anything because I knew I'd fuck it up worse than if I let it fall. Should it decide to do that - and not take out my office or my sleeping head - my chainsaw will be ready.

Did I know a tree fell over my office while I was working? Of course not because, let me tell you, the noise-cancelling on my new AirPods is 🔥🔥🔥.