The groundhog rises, wearybleary, the winter storm inbound: forecasting 7-10" or maybe feet who knows; it's changing every hour – IMPACT IMPACT IMPACT, the meterologists say, IMPACT IMPACT IMPACT – the groundhog shrugs, etc etc, the last ten years being a loop (in some ways good, in some ways not) anyhow – and wants only to go back to sleep, jesus fucking christ, he says, jesus fucking christ – here's my shadow, 🖕, you top-hatted freak.

RIP Monica Vitti; the day awaits.