A Bored Museum Guard Damaged a Prized Mid-Century Painting by Drawing Cartoon Eyes Over Two Figures (via Artnet).
Green design brings this cabin to the city (via Inhabitat).
Shinto priest blesses Domino’s pizzas to bring love to those who eat them on Valentine’s Day (via SoraNews24).
Cartoonist Shannon Wheeler asks for help with identity fraud case (via ComicsBeat).
A daughter worried when her 80-year-old mom didn’t text her Wordle score. A man was holding her hostage, police say (via The Washington Post).
The Soup Nazi on Marjorie Taylor Green’s gazpacho police: ‘I knew I was in trouble’ (via The Guardian).
Holy shit: ‘Blade Runner 2099’ Live-Action Sequel Series From Ridley Scott, Silka Luisa & Alcon In Works At Amazon Studios (via Deadline).
And finally, in local-ish flavor: Hudson, Ohio, mayor says ice fishing could lead to prostitution (via The Daily Record).