there are many meetings after someone dies and other truths learned in the last 24 hours

even if they were cremated and put in their box the day after they died. Apparently the funeral home has an "informative packet" for me which should be interesting and, perhaps, even, informative. At least they got rid of that fucking fountain.

(I seriously don't remember having to go to the funeral home so much even after my stepfather, who had $10k worth of pomp and circumstance, finally kicked it.)

Ok, I guess that’s the only thing I’ve learned in the last 24 hours.