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(via SoraNews24): Simultaneously horrified and intrigued by Domino’s Japan’s Cheese Volcano Pizza. Pretty sure I need more insulin (and/or a stent) from looking at this picture:

To promote their concoction, Domino’s Japan hired opera baritone Teruhiko Komori to deliver this stirring number (translation, from SoraNews, below the vid):

“Domino’s Pizza’s Volcano is amazing! It’s delicious!
Domino’s Pizza’s Volcano is amazing! It’s delicious!
The cheese magma is simmering. It’s hot. It’s delicious.
Dive into the cheese magma and it will melt so much.
Let’s go, let’s go to Domino’s Pizza.
Let’s eat, let’s eat the Volcano.
It’s amazing, it’s delicious, it’s amazing, it’s delicious!
Let’s all eat the Volcano.”