He’s on his way
Being bold enough yesterday to take a Saturday antique mall trek to the tourist trap mecca of Berlin, OH (winter is, as K said, the time to be brave enough to do so) yielded insane rewards. Not only did I find four carded BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES figures from Kenner's 1993 line, but, upon climbing the stairs to the second floor of our second visit of the day, we were greeted with this:
All six-seven feet of technicolor Warren Beatty DICK TRACY standee was there, jammed behind tables and chairs, so, after ensuring that it indeed came apart without knives and slashing, I brought him home - though the center logo will have to do for now, as full standee assembly requires that I have an office with higher ceilings (or another few square feet).
(Got him for a steal, too, so that was nice.)