SILENT HILL 2 body pillow

While I’d prefer to stick a fork in the eye of whoever came up with April Fool’s Day, Konami’s SILENT HILL 2 James body pillow might earn the day a reprieve. Especially because it seems to be real.

Ever wanted to sit in silence, reflect on your life decisions, and hug James Sunderland while doing it? Now you can.

Yes, this is real. Yes, you can pre-order it. No, we’re not going to explain ourselves.

But you only have 7 days. After that, it disappears into the fog like all your unresolved feelings.