"like all your unresolved feelings"

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While I’d prefer to stick a fork in the eye of whoever came up with April Fool’s Day, Konami’s SILENT HILL 2 James body pillow might earn the day a reprieve. Especially because it seems to be real.

Ever wanted to sit in silence, reflect on your life decisions, and hug James Sunderland while doing it? Now you can.

Yes, this is real. Yes, you can pre-order it. No, we’re not going to explain ourselves.

But you only have 7 days. After that, it disappears into the fog like all your unresolved feelings.

DROOG

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Based on the Volcon Grunt EVO, Droog Moto’s latest creation wears its attitude like armor. The frame looks sculpted with a sledgehammer and finished by a welder who ran out of patience but had plenty of talent. Up front, a thin horizontal LED headlight slices through the night like a katana caught mid-swing. The fat tires – massive 8-inch-wide slabs of rubber – promise grip on anything short of lava...

Only two of these beasts exist… and one’s already spoken for. That’s less of a production run and more of a clarion call. If you see one in the wild, you’re either at an elite underground race meet or you’ve stumbled into Bruce Wayne’s mansion.