"like all your unresolved feelings"

While I’d prefer to stick a fork in the eye of whoever came up with April Fool’s Day, Konami’s SILENT HILL 2 James body pillow might earn the day a reprieve. Especially because it seems to be real.

Ever wanted to sit in silence, reflect on your life decisions, and hug James Sunderland while doing it? Now you can.

Yes, this is real. Yes, you can pre-order it. No, we’re not going to explain ourselves.

But you only have 7 days. After that, it disappears into the fog like all your unresolved feelings.

project updates

I made a table yesterday for the Pondio but didn’t get it finished thanks to my stupid little propane burner fritzing out (safety features grr) and my stupid little weary exhausted brain which didn’t see fit to move it into The Shed before the rain and accompanying tornado warnings hit so it’s completely soaked and delayed while it dries out in The Shed.

While I was waiting on that to dry, I got around to putting my first little zine in ages into Affinity Publisher and moving the pages around and making it fit. Once I wrangle my brain into working on a computer again, I should be able to put it into the world.

And, after The Greeter, I’m devoid of metalwork projects – though one of K’s colleagues did supply me with a milk crate brimming with scrap metal fun…